#define export char*
#define function int
#define FOO ("Simple C polyglot by %s@%s.\n",AUTHOR,DOMAIN)
export AUTHOR="raptor";
export DOMAIN="0xdeadbeef.eu.org";
#ifdef CANT_HAPPEN
foo=`echo ${AUTHOR}@${DOMAIN}.`;
#else
//bin/echo Simple BASH polyglot by $foo
function main() { printf FOO; }
#endif